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aturnoftheearth:

aturnoftheearth:

i’m gonna make you a soup

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i realize i may have worded this wrong

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swordshapedleaves:

wineyrose:

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

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dark-haired-hamlet:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

You know, it’s kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of “saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon”. Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there’s a reason he’s over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.

Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.

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(No but seriously OP you’re exactly right)

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badoccultadvice:

Sorry folks but no one’s ever gonna come up with a better network name than

Bilbo LagginsALT

Bravest little signal of them all.

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internetwesley:

confetti-vampire:

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tomfoolery at an all time high

we are so fucking back baby

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parappasuggestions:

parappasuggestions:

peakyangels:

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why are you on tumblr stupid bitch idiot play parappa remastered

killed this fucking goofester

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manywinged:

squidy-y2k:

manywinged:

manywinged:

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

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manywinged:

manywinged:

“do you seriously think you’re above the rules” the stupid ones yeah

if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they’re not stupid. this isn’t a difficult concept to grasp.

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stavarosthearcane:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

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